“You know, I do love a deconstructed banoffee”

Matty got nuthin’

Monotone cliches, soundbytes,

crap banter, can’t dance

 

Housemate A:

“ok that tuna was so overcooked.  “They cook seafood all the time”, but look at it!”

“So awkward. he pulled her face in and she gave him the cheek”

“I don’t think you should put camel and pants in the same sentence”

“…besides his micropenis”

“no one thinks that, Jen”


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